Originally published in The Huffington Post.

I love a good cocktail. Unfortunately, I’m not very good at ordering them and nine times out of ten, what looks great on the menu turns out to be florescent pink and arrives topped with the entire contents of a can of spray cream. And glitter. Not exactly the sophisticated look I’m going for, but one I can’t seem to escape.

So when my friend recommended we try a new place she’d discovered in The City called Merchant House, I was a little dubious. But as usual, she sold me on the idea and off we went. If only she could remember where it was…

Eventually, after wandering down many undiscovered alleyways we found it. I’m not entirely sure how, as there was no sign outside and the shop upstairs was still being built. But we stepped over the power tools and cables and headed down to the basement to be greeted by the most beautiful, laid back gin and rum joint in all of London town.  Simply decorated with soft lighting and a bar that was literally stacked to the rafters with obscure bottles of every shape and size.

Sitting at the bar, we were greeted and immediately made to feel at home. I confess, I’m often uncomfortable and feel out of place in these kinds of establishments. I’m just not cool enough. But there was none of that here, and despite being one of the coolest bars in town, it was welcoming, friendly and fun.

At £12.50 a go, the cocktails aren’t exactly cheap, but we more than got our money’s worth. Not only were our drinks expertly prepared, but we were treated a first class education in gin. If there were an exam with a qualification at the end of the evening, I felt sure I could have passed with flying colours. Had I been sober.

Merchant House London

My first choice from the menu was a cocktail with molasses, tea and overproof rum that went by the name of Widow’s Kiss. It was clear from the first sip where it got the name. But by the third gulp, I was too happy to care. As we drank our ‘tails and took the obligatory Instagram photos, the friendly barkeep fed us a constant supply of rare gins and rums, each proceeded by the phrase “Have you tried this?”

“Oh that’s good! And what’s that one over there…?”

Merchant House London

Next off the menu was the Red Dragon. Another rum cocktail, this time with chocolate, orange and smoke. After all, any cocktail made with both chocolate and fire must be good, right?  Of course it was. I’d love to be able to describe it in more detail, but for some reason my memory of the evening is a little less clear after that point. I’m not entirely sure why, but I put it down to the smoke.

Of course, I can’t promise that you will get the same spiritual education we received, but for the ambience and friendly service alone, Merchant House is worth an evening of your time. It’s fun, relaxed and laid back with friendly and knowledgable staff. And most importantly at all, there’s no spray cream or glitter.

Merchant House, 13 Well Court, Off Bow Lane, London EC4M 9DN

0207 332 0044

www.merchanthouselondon.com

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